Out there

Una de las mejores partes de Seinfeld toda, es cuando Estelle y Frank, los padres de George, se separan. Y entonces George tiene que pasar por la desagradable experiencia de visitarlos por separado y, por ejemplo, comer en Monk’s con su madre, los dos solos.

George: -Look at that. They got lobster on the menu. Who would order a lobster here. I mean, do they bring a lobster in everyday hoping *today’s* the day.

Estelle: -So what if they have a lobster. Suddenly you’re a shell-fish connoisseur.

George: -You know, I think we really need to be in front of a television set. You take T.V. out of this relationship, it is *just* torture.

Estelle: -So, I’m getting an eye job.

George: -An eye job? Ma, you don’t need an eye job.

Estelle: -Georgie, I’m a divorcee.

George: -No, you’re not a divorcee. You’re just separated. You’re—you’re a separatee.

Estelle: -Well, I’m out there, George.

George: -No, you’re not out there.

Estelle: -I am, too!

George: -You’re not out there! You can’t be, because *I* am out there. And if I see *you* out there, there’s not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!