Una familia muy normal

Los tres hermanos Fisher están en la cocina y Claire ve que no hay café en la cafetera.

Claire: -You know, it’s polite for the first person downstairs to make the coffee. Even if that person has a penis.

Nate: -Well, you know, it’s also polite for the first person that uses the bathroom to spend less than 45 minutes in there. Even if that person has a vulva.

(entra la madre)

Ruth: -Oh, My Goodness, everyone’s here.

David: -With all their genitalia.

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Brenda está junto a madre vigilando la entrada de un spa, de donde supuestamente debería salir la amante de su padre.

Brenda: -This client of mine is a prostitute.

Margaret: -So? Is that supposed to shock me?

Brenda: -What? God! Not everything is about you! You’re such a classic narcissist…

Margaret: -Brenda, just because your parents are shrinks doesn’t mean you know anything about psychology.

Brenda: -Yeah, and just because you are a shrink doesn’t mean that you’re not out of your fucking mind.

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